Dance Columbus

Title: Dance Columbus Category: Dance Clicks: 1 Listing added: Jul 18, 2007

A family of Michigan football supporters leaves home one fall morning to do some shopping.
At a sports shop, the son picks up an Ohio State jersey and says to his older sister, "Sis, I've decided to become a Buckeye fan and I'd like this for Christmas."
His big sister is outraged at this, whacks him on the head and says, "Go talk to mother."
With the Ohio State jersey in hand, the boy approaches his mother. "Mom, I've decided I'm going to become a Buckeye fan and I'd like this jersey for Christmas."
His mother is outraged at this, whacks him on the head and says, "Go talk to your father!"
With the Ohio State Jersey in hand, the boy approaches his father. "Dad, I've decided I'm going to become a Buckeye fan and I'd like this jersey for Christmas."
His father is outraged at this, whacks him on the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in an Ohio State jersey!"
Later in the day, they're all back in the car and heading home. The father turns to his son and says, "Son, I hope you learned something today."
The son says, "Yes, Dad, I sure did."
His father responds, "Good, son, what was it?"
The son replies, "Well, I've only been an Buckeye fan for a few hours and I already hate you Michigan jerks."